Mhm.

ectoqueen:

i told myself i wasnt gonna make any more of these

but i was lying to myself

i was lying to all of u

bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

image

I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

image

her name is stephanie

amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

karkat55:

So I sneezed.

karkat55:

So I sneezed.

my math teacher: *pulls out dollar bill* how much is this worth?
Students: $1
teacher: *folds bill in half* how much is this worth now?
students: $1
teacher: *folds bill in half again* how much is it worth now?
students: $1
teacher: what about if I crumple it up and throw it on the ground? Will someone pass by it and say, "Ooh, a dollar, but I won't pick it up because it's all crumpled and dirty"?
students: No, because it's still worth a dollar.
teacher: Exactly. No matter how much a human goes through or how much they do, they're still worth the life of a human.
lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

holy-trinity5ever:

niqqa-prease:

ruinedchildhood:

Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games

Why don’t they do this anymore

I just appreciated the fact that they put Corbin Bleu on the blue team

cyclopette:

how small is this goddamn pig

androidvulpixie:

i am stuck in an abusive household that is extremely detrimental to my health. i don’t make very much money and with my current pay plan im making even less and i can’t can’t can’t live here anymore.

im trying to move out by the end of the year if not sooner but ican already…

lunarmemory:

P U M P K I N 🎃 K I N G

lunarmemory:

P U M P K I N 🎃 K I N G