Lord give me strength.
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
Press play and enjoy fuckers.
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
I’ve watched this vine like 50 times now,
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
babies are so fucked lmao
a reminder to my asexual friends that it’s okay to want to have sex
and also okay to not want to have sex
and also okay to be kinda curious about sex, but feel kind of grossed out about it
and a reminder to my aro friends that it’s okay to want to be in some sort of relationship
or to want to avoid anything that resembles romance in any way shape or form
whatever you want, your identity is your own and is valid, and nobody can take it away from you
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
I was not fucking ready
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
My roommates and I carved pumpkins.
I made this one.
Here it is with a candle.
Yeah doing that in New Zealand is an insult to the Maori culture.
Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.
Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.
we’re all cats in disguise?